batty and bratfink's drunken alter egos (realwildones) wrote,
batty and bratfink's drunken alter egos
realwildones

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our theme song, to the tune of "Fame"

"TARD"

Non-tardies look at us
And tell me what you see
You ain't seen the worst of us yet
Give us time we'll make you forget the rest

we got to mooch off of you
And you can't get none for free
You can watch us moon all the land
Don't you know who I am
Remember our name

tard
we're gonna drink for ever
we're gonna shop till we die
I feel it coming together
People will see us and cry
we're gonna make it to new orleans
farts light the sky like a flame
we're gonna moon school children
they're gonna scream in shame

tardie you squeeze those cheeks tight
Cause you can make it to the toilet right?
You can let me sit on your pot
throw up on my when we've done drugs a lot

tard I'll return
To much is not enough
you can eat mexican till wind breaks
Oh these tards have got what it takes

tard
we're gonna drink for ever
we're gonna shop till we die
I feel it coming together
People will see us and cry
we're gonna make it to new orleans
farts light the sky like a flame
we're gonna moon school children
they're gonna scream in shame

tard
we're gonna make it with lots of dudes
fall in the gutter with ludes
we're gonna live in new orleans
we'll get so drunk we won't remember our names

tard
we're gonna drink for ever
we're gonna shop till we die
I feel it coming together
People will see us and cry
we're gonna make it to new orleans
farts light the sky like a flame
we're gonna moon school children
they're gonna scream in shame
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