batty and bratfink's drunken alter egos (realwildones) wrote,
batty and bratfink's drunken alter egos
realwildones

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ONLY 153 Dollars a Bottle!

I drank a LOT TONIGHT.

DENNY ROLL ONTO THE TARP, DENNY!!!!


Kelly tard she eats. Lots it is that she eats.

She aint got no pants.

No mama, no pants.

I said mama I don't want to pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This here tard spent the last two days with a very nifty, very bad, very hot man.

AND YOU DIDN'T!!

YOU DORKS DIDN'T.


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Night fever night fever blah blah blah blah.

HI we are tards.

We can burp the halleliuah chorus and you cannot say shit.

ON THE REALS.

FOR SERIOUS.

You too can stop embarrasing foot wetness and oder. The tv tells us so. Sort of like Jesus. But more boxy like with many channels.


SMOKE AWAY MAKES A GREAT GIFT. OH MOTHERFUCKER a DAMN GREAT GIFT YOU BASTARDS.


GOOD GOD POP MUSIC SUCKS MY (OUR) ASS. IT's an ASSLOAD of suck. An ASSLOAD I say!!


We are too damn bootylicious for you.

I aint trying to hear it, so sit down.

I am now signing of this live journal THINGYMABOB.

PEACE OUT.
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